There used to be another website here called “The Frantic Flicker,” where the guy wrote these weird stories and talked about world domination via junk culture. It was great, it was insane, it was… almost ten years ago?!
I’m the guy, and I’m back. Whoa, didn’t see that one coming, did you, faithful reader? You mean, you mean… YOU?!?
Yup. Eric Henderson’s the name and trying to connect to the world around me’s the game. I’m excited to see how it goes this time.
So the only thing I’ve got here so far is a picture and a post and a
plate full of toast sign up box for my email list.
You’ll want to get on the email list right away, and here’s why:
First, I’m Eric Henderson. I’m someone you’ll want to hear from. I won’t kick you when you’re down, I won’t ever make you frown. I won’t harass you day and night, I won’t beat you in a fight. I won’t call collect from jail, all I want’s your darn e-mail. I won’t sell your info to anyone and no salesman will call. And I said please. I mean, sorry – Please sign up for my magnificent email list. See, I said it – please.
Second, I’ve got a whole bunch of worthwhile writing projects in the pipeline, and you’ll really want to keep up when there’s stuff going on. Sure, all that stuff is gonna be covered on this here site, but if there’s nothing going on for a while and you forget to check the site, you’re still gonna want to know. I’m not planning on sending out more than one or two emails a month, tops, so I can say with a high degree of confidence that I won’t fill your inbox with crap. So again, I ask you to please do yourself a favor and sign-up-a-you email in the widget to the right. No obligation, cancel at any time.
Third, and possibly somewhat important to the people who read the Frantic Flicker all those many moons ago: I’m gonna carry on the tradition of giving away some free stuff here and there, but just like before, ya gotta be on the list to get it. I’m tellin’ ya, sign up, kid, it’s worth it. I do not happen to offer a money-back guarantee at this time, but that’s because my email list is free. Do it, do it, do it. Now!
So, yeah, that was cool. Felt good. I feel good in general. This is gonna be fun.